My cat ate my food
It got too obese and fat
So he stopped eating
My cat gobbled down my dinner
So he failed to get thinner
He cried himself to sleep
For he no longer leaped
He wept looking at the mirror
I dropped your drink
which spilled all over the floor
and which you were probably
looking forward to drinking
Forgive me
I was only trying to help
I could not open the door
and it slipped out of my hand